Gears Out Workouts Make Me Moist Stress Relief Putty - Pearl Blue Unscented Putty for Women - Adults - Fitness Enthusiasts, Gym-goers - Novelty Fitness Gift - Birthday Gift

Workouts Make Me Moist Stress Relief Putty The treadmill makes me so hot There are people who love workouts. There are people that hate workouts. And then, there are people that want to cuddle with workouts and have little superbabies. If you love workouts so much it makes you feel like a teenager watching Baywatch, then Workouts Make Me Moist Stress Relief Putty is for you. There’s no shame in loving workouts. The heart wants what the heart wants, and your heart wants to beat at 180 beats per minute on a stair stepper. When you’ve pushed your body to the limits, and you’re laying on the ground breathing heavily in a pool of sweat, there’s only one thing that can get you up again…stress putty. You like your muscles hard and running fast. If you can’t imagine life without a workout, then stop stressing over what you love and embrace Workouts Make Me Moist Stress Relief Putty. I feel so dirty after a workout Workouts make you hot, and your entire body is covered in sweat. When you’re done, you can’t believe you did it, and you feel so dirty. You just want to take a shower. You’re a little ashamed at how fast it was, but not every workout can be a marathon. You’re still embarrassed about that one day when you couldn’t go to the gym, but you rationalized it by saying it happens to everyone eventually. The harder you work the harder you get…we’re talking muscles here, people. Workouts Make Me Moist Stress Relief Putty is the perfect post-workout activity. It loosens up your body and relieves all that stress and tension you’ve built up through the day. Life just doesn’t feel right without having a workout. That’s when you know, you’re fully invested in the relationship. Mazeltov! FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY

• IF IT’S WRONG, I DON’T WANT TO BE RIGHT – When workouts give you a high to rival that of any narcotic, then you’re ready for the Workout Make Me Moist Stress Relief Putty. Your relationship may not be conventional, but you don’t care what other people think.
• EVEN YOUR MUSCLES NEED A BREAK – When your muscles are jelly, and you can’t go one more step on the treadmill, then take a break and play with your stress relief putty. It’ll keep your mind occupied until that guy gets off YOUR machines, or you can lift your legs again.
• THINK OF IT AS A WORKOUT FOR YOUR HANDS – You’ve worked on your biceps, triceps, and even your core, but your hands need a workout too. Go ahead and squish, squeeze, and squelch your way to strong hands.
• THE TREADMILL IS BROKEN, DON’T FREAK OUT – People forget that workouts can be stressful too. Your favorite machine could be broken, or some heartless monster stole it out from under you. When your brain can’t take the stimulation, grab your Workouts Make Me Moist Stress Putty, and sit in a corner until the bad man goes away.
• SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Release tension as you loosen the putty by squeezing and kneading it in your hands. It’s basically a workout in a tin that fits into your desk drawer or purse for immediate relief whenever you need it.